A Good Laugh

     This is seriously happening. I eat Basic 4 for breakfast. I use Cottonelle Aloe TP(don't laugh). I buy Basic 4 in large packages from BJ's. Lately I have noticed that they have stopped carrying the Basic 4. I first noticed in Lexington Park, then Waldorf. I finally found the last pallet in Bowie - I bought 2 packages. Now they too have none. Hmmm - must adjust my breakfast.
     Now the same thing has been happening to my TP. I had this coupon for a dollar off a 12 pack. I went to Food Lion, Safeway, then to Walmart in PF. None - not a roll on the shelves. So I went to Waldorf - Shopper's Food Warehouse - Target - not a single roll. Why are the supply gods taking away my goods?
     Then today I went to Giant and by golly they had the 12 pack in stock. I bought two (using my coupon for sure) and then as I got home I thought as I climbed the stairs carrying my 24 rolls of TP - maybe I ought to go back and buy the other 8 12-pack that were left in stock.
     I mean I can make adjusts to my breakfast needs but TP needs - come on. And then it hit if I did that it would be like the time-o-meter which would probably dictate how much time I had left on Earth - and I haven't stopped laughing since - the idea that I had 10 12-packs of the aloe TP stached in my closet and when it was gone - well, that would be it. No more TP - no more Charlie. It really is not funny - remember that this is the TP I take to Montana or Florida or Maine when I travel. This is serious - real serious.